Sally Shapiro - Disco Romance
Move over, sluts. I'm writing a review now. It's about a young man named Sally Shapiro, Sally enjoyed rock music and synthesizers. Look at the cleavage on the cover of this record and you'd agree with me that this is one hot ticket!
(cricket cricket)
That joke was so bad I oughta picket (in front of DC for regime change etc down with capitalism)!
But anyway, back to the music. Sally Shapiro is a duo or something, I'm not really all that clear on it. I like this album because it sounds like it was made like 20 years ago but it has some sick dance beats. I mean, these beats are nearly rude, they're the kind of beats that would eat your father and then raw dog your girlfriend.
I'd give this album a perfect score if it weren't for the fact that there are no guitars on it. Because there aren't any guitars, I have to give this album an incredibly low score. I hate electronica, I'm much more of a Jazz guy. You know, Dean Martin, Bikini Kill etc.
Special thanks to that one yellow guy i know on the internet for letting me download this.
SCore: You know what? This is probably the best album I've heard in at least an hour, until I put on Blink 182 - Enema of The State, in which case it will no longer hold that title. I watched Keeley Hazell give a blow job last night.
Song: I can't up a fucking song right now, I'm downloading this huge porn torrent and it's eating up all my bandwidth.
6 comments:
Man, that cleavage is just staring me down right now.
I have this album sitting on my computer and need to listen to it badly.
"Wendy Clear" is some fucking rad shit.
I have this album sitting on my computer and need to listen to it badly.
Also, titties are great.
If you had a gap in your teeth, you could say "Titties is great!"
Dan , you played one of her songs on your show and I liked it. Maybe I'll download the whole album even though it lacks guitars. Thanks, lover.
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