Sunday, October 22, 2006


The Annuals - Be He Me

The Annuals are a blog band.

I'm going to be straight to the point here. This album is a piece of shit. I would rather gag on my scrotum then listen to it again. I would rather gargle my own urine and slurp up my own shit like a fucking turd milkshake.

All of the songs on here are boring, they are densely layered indie anthems atop bullshit vocals. All these little individuals melodies go nowhere, all the members are nazis and they all eat children. I read an article where the lead singer talked about how much he hated black people and that he had sex with Kurt Cobain before he died.

Look, I've got nothing else to say, strangle my throat with my own cock before I talk about listening to this album again.

I would rather have gophers gnaw at my testicles than listen again. Someone rip off their dicks and shove them down my throat!

I love the sights and smells of the things that come out of a girls butt!

Rating: I'm going to get the reputation of being the one who's reviews are too short.

Song: John Lennon - Working Class Hero



3 comments:

Leif Garret(t) said...

Dude, sorry my reviews are really long, I don't like writing really long reviews, they just turn out that way for some reason. I'd like for them to be shorter, honestly.

BESIDES, WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS HERE AND WE ALL HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS BECAUSE THIS ISN'T PITCHFORK MEDIA OR MY ASSHOLE OR WHATEVER.

yancy said...

So you're saying this band is the next Arcade Fire?

Roger_Daltree said...

The Arcade Fire sucks!